Parody....Let's Coupon, Maybe?

Let me know what you think! I had a blast writing this...anyone else want to share a verse? Please feel free to comment :)

Let's Coupon, Maybe?
~Coupon Kim

I threw a wish in the well,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way

I'll trade my secrets with you
Save tons on groceries, too
Love Publix and Sweetbay
'Scuse me, you're in my way

Your hand was holdin',
Ripped Qs, list was showin'
Hot sale, horns were blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just want two,
And this is crazy,
But the shelf is empty,
Coupon crazy, maybe?

It's hard to look right,
At you lady,
When you cleared the shelf off
Are you hoarding, maybe?

Hey, I just want two,
And this is crazy,
But the shelf is empty,
Coupon crazy, maybe?

And all the coupon girls
Try to chase you
We've got your number
Are you sorry, maybe?

You took your time with your list
I took a rain check for this
I just don't know what to say
But still, you're in my way

I planned ahead for this deal
Have foresight and it's real
I love how saving makes me feel,
You're still in my way

Your hand was holdin',
Ripped Qs, list was showin'
Hot sale, horns were blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just want two,
And this is crazy,
But the shelf is empty,
Coupon crazy, maybe?

It's hard to look right,
At you lady,
When you cleared the shelf off
Are you hoarding, maybe?

Hey, I just want two,
And this is crazy,
But the shelf is empty,
Coupon crazy, maybe?

And all the coupon girls
Try to chase you
We've got your number
Are you sorry, maybe?

Before coupons in my life
I just paid too much
I just paid too much
I just paid way too much

Before coupons in my life
I just paid too much
And you should know that
I just paid way too much

It's hard to look right,
At you lady,
When you cleared the shelf off
Are you hoarding, maybe?

Hey, I just want two,
And this is crazy,
But the shelf is empty,
Coupon crazy, maybe?

And all the coupon girls
Try to chase you
We've got your number
Are you sorry, maybe?

Before coupons in my life
I just paid too much
I just paid too much
I just paid way too much

Before coupons in my life
I just paid too much
And you should know that

Lets coupon, maybe?